Jack Straw & Condoleezza Rice make a trip to his home town (Blackburn) & he shows her the sights of the city (including a mosque [sensitive or what!?] & football stadium that by chance has an American goalie), takes her to the smoke of Liverpool (bet he didn't take his own car there!) to show her a good time at a classical concert, then they fly on a suprise trip to - Baghdad!!!!!
His biog from the 10 Downing Street website reckons he is married already, but I think it's a smokescreen to the truth - I think he took her on honeymoon to Baghdad after a secret wedding in Blackburn, only a hunch!